The TREE

Well well well, it's good to be back and I do have something to tell you. We have a TREE!!! in our house. It arrived on Monday night and I fear it is not just here for the weekend. One arrived on Saturday in my bedroom and it had flashing lights to chase and balls to knock off and play with but this new one was taller AND had twirly things on it too. I did try to help out putting the big one up in the living room but I was just shooed away! I couldn't sleep alone on the night these trees were introducted to me, they could do anything! Harm me, Kidnap me or even kill me! I'm not up for that, I want a few more years on my life yet. It's a funny thing that these trees seem to appear near the end of the year, present giving time. I'll never know why the family put it up but when I was speaking to Simba yesterday, he told me that he has on too! What is this world coming to, trees in houses. Ridiculous. And you're not even allowed to play with them!