Wet Tuesday afternoon

Ah today it rained, I love rain! Nice wet puddles to get dirty in then walk muck through the house. Brilliant. Sharon must love it too, because she is always cleaning the floor. I felt like doing her a favour today. You know good samaritan an' all that? That's me alright. I just got nice and wet, then went up the stairs (they need a bloomin' lift, those stairs are way too steep. And you know what? I don't even get a medal at the end of it all) then I wwalked straight into the room with the slippery floor. I'm getting good at the footprints right the way up to the window thing. So, I make my track, and it compliments the brown and turquoise decor perfectly, I don't know why it can't be left there. Then settle down on the window. It isn't the comfiest of windows so I decided to go onto the "mallow" in the other room. Ohh that is so mucch better than the widowsill. And I still have my muddy feet, I can make some pretty patterns on the white mallowcover. Then I relax all afternoon. Not even to get up for food! Simba called for me but I told the bodyguard to tell him I'm getting beauty sleep. Every house on my road has a boddyguard! How cool is that? BUT the bodyguards get filled and taken away on a monday. So on a Monday, I have to look out for myself. But I don't have wheels like the bodyguards and I don't even have a opening lid! Phoof. I'll have to make enquiries about that one...